Coach Spidey Disclaimer Template

From the Ultimate Spider-Man episode "Why I Hate The Gym". After White Tiger finds out that the Taskmaster is actually Mr. Jager, - her and Spidey's gym teacher - the episode stops and Spidey steps on the screen in a coach costume and gives the following disclaimer: "The management would like to point out that we in no way mean to suggest all gym teachers are sadistic taskmasters who live to bring misery to high schoolers everywhere. Except the ones who do."