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It was 1984. Winston called his lawyers. Although he wanted to speak out and defend his actions, he knew as an out-and-out liar, he would be in some really deep trouble. "I know" he thought to himself (his lawyer whispered in his ear), "I could risk tearing the nation apart, just to save myself, from my very own actions. If anyone finds out I did a deal with the Russians and sold out my own country, I'd be in even deeper trouble." "It's OK", said his lawyer, "remember, people are f**cking stupid."