Unromantic Ideals Template

In this scene of 'The Ugly Truth' Colin says, "Dogs are great. But I'm a cat person."[1] Abby replies, exasperating wildly, "Ahhhaaa... UHHH, I guess I'll get going."[2] To use template replace [1] with an absurd fantasy ideal of the perfectly sweet male hero. Eg. "I make prosthetics limbs out of Brazillian hardwoods imported from sustainable forestry methods."[1a] Nice flourish is to have the grammer/reasoning be just enough off that the claim sound prosaically non-disengenuous. Then just Abby's reply[2].