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typical theme park news volume 11 | TYPICAL THEME PARK NEWS; SONY IS NOW LICENSING OPEN SEASON TO UNIVERSAL TO MAKE A NEW OPEN SEASON RIDE FOR UNIVERSAL ORLANDO RESORT WE DON'T KNOW ANY DETAILS YET; LOOKS LIKE COUNTRY BEAR HALL IS ABOUT TO BE TEAR DOWN AGAIN AS DISNEYWORLD REVEALED AFTER THE FAILURE OF THE RENOVATION OF THE COUNTRY BEAR HALL THE ATTRACTION IS NOW SET TO BE REPLACED BY AN ALL NEW ICE AGE RIDE WHICH IS SET TO BE A COMBINATION OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN AND FROZEN EVER AFTER THE FINAL CURTAINS FOR THE COUNTRY BEAR JAMBOREE WILL CLOSE ON NOVEMBER 2024 BEFORE SCRAT SID MANNY DIEGO ELLIE AND ALL THE OTHERS WILL THAW OUT OF THE ICE TO MAKE THEIR THEME PARK DEBUTS ON FEBRUARY 2025 | image tagged in blank newspaper,sony,disneyworld,theme park,fake,prediction | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

typical hollywood new volume 114

typical hollywood new volume 114 | TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; SONY IS ABOUT TO GET WEIRD AND WE MEAN REALLY WEIRD AS THEY ANNOUNCED A NEW R RATED FILM CALLED CLYDE WITH OWEN WILSON PLAYING THE TALKING CACTUS CLYDE THE MOVIE WILL ALSO FEATURE NICHOLAS HOULT TOM HOLLAND ANNE HATHAWAY AUBREY PLAZA AND JACKIE EARL HAYLEY AND WILL BEGIN PRODUCTION ON NOVEMBER 2024; BEN STILL IS SET TO MAKE A COMEBACK AS HE ANNOUNCED HE WILL BE DIRECTING A NEW R RATED COMEDY CALLED CALIFORNIA MUSHROOM WHICH WILL FEATURE JACK BLACK AS A TALKING MUSHROOM IT WILL ALSO FEATURE OTHER RECOGNIZABLE NAMES LIKE JAMES MCAVOY ROB MCELHENNY CHERYL HINES JACE NORMAN AND MIKE EPPS AND WILL BE DISTRIBUTED BY MGM THE MOVIE WILL BE STREAMING ON AMAZON PRIME VIDEO JANUARY 2025 | image tagged in blank newspaper,fake,hollywood,sony,mgm,prediction | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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typical hollywood news volume 113

typical hollywood news volume 113 | TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; 1 WEEK LATER THE PARAMOUNT SKYDANCE MERGER IS FINALLY GOING BACK ON TRACK AGAIN AS SKYDANCE DECIDED TO SHUT DOWN THEIR ANIMATION DEPARTMENT AND HAVE NICKELODEON TAKE OVER WHILE PARAMOUNT HAS DECIDED TO KEEP IT'S TV NETWORKS AND NOT SELL ANY OF THEM (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF CMT) WHICH PROOFS THAT THE COMPANY'S FUTURE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER; HASBRO HAVE ANNOUNCED THAT THE POWER RANGERS FRANCHISE WILL BE BOUGHT BY SONY WHICH MEANS SONY WILL BE HANDLING THE FRANCHISE NOW WE DON'T KNOW ANYMORE DETAILS ON THE FUTURE OF THE FRANCHISE YET BUT WE'LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE | image tagged in blank newspaper,prediction,hollywood,fake | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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typical hollywood news volume 100

typical hollywood news volume 100 | TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS 100TH ISSUE; WRECK IT RALPH IS COMING BACK AS DISNEY ANNOUNCED A NEW FILM IN THE FRANCHISE WHICH WILL BE STREAMING ON DISNEY PLUS WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TITLE OF THE THIRD FILM WILL BE BUT EXPECT TO SEE CAMEOS FROM CHARACTERS LIKE SLY COOPER RATCHET AND CLANK JAK AND DAXTER AND THE RABBIDS; QUENTIN TARANTINO HAS ANNOUNCED HIS FINAL FILM WILL BE KILL BILL VOLUME 3 AND INSTEAD OF LIVE ACTION IT WILL BE ANIMATED AND DISTRIBUTED BY PARAMOUNT ANIMATION WITH PETER CHUNG CREATOR OF AEON FLUX TO ANIMATE THE THREEQUEL IS SET FOR A 2025 RELEASE DATE; TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS HAS FINALLY RELEASED IT'S 100TH ISSUE AND I'D LIKE THANK EACH OF EVERYONE OF YOU FOR HELPING THIS GET UP TO 100 VOLUMES | image tagged in blank newspaper,fake,hollywood,prediction,celebration | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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typical hollywood news volume 78

typical hollywood news volume 78 | TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; AFTER THE MASSIVE BOX OFFICE FAILURE OF DUNE 2 DAVID ZASLAV HAS NOW GOT SO PISSED OFF THAT HE MAINLY GRABBED A BAT AND TRY TO SMACK LOONEY TUNES ACTOR ERIC BAUZA ON THE HEAD AND BECAUSE OF THAT BAUZA HAS DECIDED TO QUIT WARNER BROS FOREVER AND IS NOW WORKING AT UNIVERSAL TO VOICE WOODY WOODPECKER FOREVER IT SHOWS HOW MUCH WARNER BROS DISCOVERY IS NOW NOTHING MORE THAN AN ANIMATION HATING PIECE OF SHIT ESTABLISHMENT THAT JUSTS WANTS ANIMATION TO DIE; SPEAKING OF WARNER BROS THEIR COMPETITOR SONY ANNOUNCED THAT THEY WILL NOW BE DISTRIBUTING THE R RATED ANIMATED MOVIE FIXED ON THEIR OWN SINCE DAVID ZASLAV BEING THE BIGGEST PIECE OF SHIT DOESN'T LIKE ANIMATION AND SINCE SONY CARES ABOUT ANIMATION THEY ALSO ANNOUNCED A NEW R RATED ANIMATED MOVIE CALLED THE CEO WHICH WILL BE MOCKING DAVID ZASLAV THE MOVIE WILL START PRODUCTION IN MID 2024 | image tagged in blank newspaper,prediction,sony,fake | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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typical hollywood news volume 68

typical hollywood news volume 68 | TYPICAL HOLLYWOOD NEWS; WITH WARNER BROS DISCOVERY GETTING MORE DESPERATE THEY NOW HAVE TO RELY ON TOM AND JERRY WITH ANOTHER NEW LIVE ACTION TOM AND JERRY MOVIE WHICH WILL BE A FULL ON REMAKE OF THE FRANCHISE AND NOT A FOLLOW UP TO THE 2021 MOVIE WITH RAJA GOSNELL AS THE DIRECTOR AND THEY WON'T BE MIXING IN THE 2D ANIMATION WITH THE CGI INSTEAD THEY WILL BE GOING FULL ON CG ANIMATION WITH MOTION CAPTURE PERFORMERS AND WON'T RELY ON THE ORIGINAL SCREAMS AS THE MOVIE WILL BE IT'S OWN THING WITH NO HUMANS ATTACHED AS RAJA GOSNELL WANTS MORE TO BE MORE LIKE THE SHAUN THE SHEEP MOVIE SEEING AS HOW HE PREVIOUSLY WORKED WITH WARNER BROS BY DIRECTING 2002'S SCOOBY DOO AND WITH SONY ON 2011'S THE SMURFS THE PROEJCT COULD MARK HIS BIG COMEBACK THE MOVIE IS SCHEDULED TO START PRODUCTION MARCH 2024 AND WILL BE RELEASED IN THEATERS IN SPRING 2025 GET READY FOR RAJA GOSNELL TO RECAPTURE THE MAGIC OF THE LIVE ACTION SCOOBY DOO MOVIES ALL OVER AGAIN; EARTHWORM JIM IS READY TO BURST ONTO THE BIG SCREEN AS UNIVERSAL PICTURES HAVE ANNOUNCED AN ALL NEW LIVE ACTION CGI HYBRID MOVIE PARTNERING UP WITH SETH ROGEN'S PRODUCTION COMPANY GREY POINT PICTURES WITH ROGEN VOICE THE TITLE CHARACTER OTHER CAST MEMBERS INCLUDE ADAM DEVINE AS PETER PUPPY KRISTEN WIIG AS PRINCESS WHAT'S HER NAME NOW CHANGED TO PENELOPE CRAIG ROBINSON AS PSYCROW SIGOURNEY WEAVER AS QUEEN SLUG FOR A COOCH DANNY MCBRIDE AS HAMSTERNATOR HUGO WEAVING AS EVILS THE CAT MARGOT ROBBIE AS MALICE THE DOG AND BILL BURR AS EVIL JIM WITH VOICE ACTORS JIM CUMMINGS AND CHARLIE ADLER COMING BACK TO REPRISE THEIR ROLES OF BOB THE KILLER PIRANHA AND PROFESSOR MONKEY FOR A HEAD THE MOVIE WILL INCLUDE CHANGES TO THE CHARACTERS PETER PUPPY NOW AS A BUFF IDIOTIC PITBULL AND BOB THE KILLER GOLDFISH NOW AS A PIRANHA WHICH TOOK INSPIRATION FROM PIRANHA 3D WITH ALEXANDRA AJA THE DIRECTOR OF PIRANHA 3D AS DIRECTOR THE MOVIE WILL ALSO GAIN A PG-13 RATING THE MOVIE WILL BEGIN PRODUCTION LATER IN THE SUMMER; THE WINNIE THE POOH BLOOD AND HONEY TREND IS CONTINUING WITH THE NEXT PUBLIC DOMAIN CHARACTER BEING QUASIMODO FROM THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME AS HE WILL BE TURNED INTO A VIOLENT PSYCHOTIC MONSTER IN THE NEW HORROR REMAKE CALLED QUASI'S REVENGE WHICH WILL SERVE AS A SEQUEL TO THE ORIGINAL SILENT FILM THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME WHICH THE SILENT FILM AND THE NOVEL ARE BOTH PUBLIC DOMAIN WHICH WILL QUASIMODO BEING THAWED OUT OF GOLD TO EXACT REVENGE ON THE PEOPLE THAT TRIED TO BURY HIM ALL THOSE CENTURIES AGO WITH RHYS FRAKES WATERFIELD DIRECTOR OF BLOOD AND HONEY SET TO DIRECT THE FILM AFTER HE COMPLETES BAMBI THE RECKONING PETER PAN NEVERLAND NIGHTMARE CINDERELLA'S CURSE AND SLEEPING BEAUTY'S MASSACRE WITH QUASIMODO NOW SET TO JOIN THEM IN THE NEW CINEMATIC UNIVERSE SINCE HORROR MOVIES ARE MORE CHEAPER TO MAKE THE MOVIE WILL BE FILMING IN AUGUST 2024 GET READY TO EXPERIENCE FREAKS MEETS TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE | image tagged in blank newspaper,hollywood,prediction,fake,public domain,tom and jerry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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typical hollywood news volume 69

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typical hollywood news volume 36

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