I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE THERE TO HELP CELEBRATE THE 1ST QUARTER CENTURY OF LIFE. YOU'RE NOT 25, YOU'RE 15 WITH 10 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. AS YOU KNOW, IT'S BASEBALL SEASON. FUNNY, BASEBALL, ME AND WOMEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A BAD MIX. ANY RATE, ROXY, I HOPE IT'S A FABULOUS BIRTHDAY...