He'd be like "you have a pathological lying "billionaire" who makes his money by outsourcing jobs, brags about grabbing pussies, pushes people out of their homes for his personal gain, used the bankruptcy system to his own benefit allowing taxpayers to foot the bill, was meeting secretly with Russians and had them help him attack our democracy and 46% of the people who voted thought that was a good idea? What are you f**king retards?!"