If the Presidential race were a piano recital. Sanders: Some well practiced classical songs and is trying out pop music. Clinton: Wide range of songs and styles, everyone thinks it's a player piano. Rubio: Chopsticks, badly. Carson: Plays fine but too quiet for people to nitice he's making it up as he goes. Cruz: Plays " I Wish I were in Dixie" on an imported church organ. Bush: Can't quite seem to get the cover off the keys. Trump: Smashes the keys like a rabid gorilla while shouting jibberish.