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but if you're in the illuminati, and own a cat with thumbs named Carl, then you save $10 a month... | I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN INSURANCE QUOTE; AND THEY'RE LIKE. OK WE WILL NEED YOUR LIFE STORY, YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME, ALL YOUR BANK INFORMATION, THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, YOUR FIRST BORN SON, ACCESS TO A LIVE VIDEO FEED OF YOUR BEDROOM AND 8 FORMS OF PICTURE ID; OH YOU SUBMITTED AN INSURANCE CLAIM 4 YEARS AGO? WELL LETS JUST DOUBLE YOUR FEES | image tagged in solid black,insurance,illuminati,bills,money money | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
733 views • 5 upvotes • Made by Anderic 9 years ago in fun
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Ins Agent: Have you ever had a cavity?
me: cavity? like dentistry?
ins agent: yep
me: i'm asking about Auto insurance not life or dental
Ins Agent: yep you wanted an Auto insurance quote, that's what we're working on here.
Ins Agent: how long has it been since you've had your period?
me: i'm male and what does this have to do with auto insurance?
Ins Agent: to make this quote as accurate as possible i need all your information
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I HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN INSURANCE QUOTE; AND THEY'RE LIKE. OK WE WILL NEED YOUR LIFE STORY, YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME, ALL YOUR BANK INFORMATION, THE BLOOD OF A VIRGIN, YOUR FIRST BORN SON, ACCESS TO A LIVE VIDEO FEED OF YOUR BEDROOM AND 8 FORMS OF PICTURE ID; OH YOU SUBMITTED AN INSURANCE CLAIM 4 YEARS AGO? WELL LETS JUST DOUBLE YOUR FEES