LIVE; (PREVIOUSLY RECORDED); ARCHAEOLOGISTS HAVE UNEARTHED EVIDENCE THAT SOCRATES, ANCIENT PHILOSOPHER AND FATHER OF WESTERN ETHICS, WAS OBSESSED WITH CANINE NEUTERING; I CAN VERIFY THAT, RON; I WAS THERE; YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO LET THAT GO ARE YOU, BRIAN? THERE WAS A WHOLE OTHER PART OF THIS MEME BUT NOW IT'S RUINED; I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY