TREAT HER TO DINNER AT HER FAVORITE FANCY RESTAURANT, GIVE HER HANDMADE CHOCOLATES (MADE BY ME), A CUSTOM FLOWER ARRANGEMENT, A 90 MINUTE MASSAGE VOUCHER, AND A 5 PAGE LOVE LETTER. COMPLAINS THAT THE LETTER IS TOO LONG, SHE WAS NOT HUNGRY BECAUSE SHE HAD A LATE LUNCH, THE FLOWERS HAD TOO MUCH "OTHER STUFF" IN THEM, AND THE CHOCOLATES WERE MILK INSTEAD OF DARK. OH, AND SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR ME...OR SAY THANK YOU.
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