NO SUGAR HIGH. NO ALLERGIC REACTION TO FLOWERS. NO UNWANTED JUNK MAIL FROM GIFT CATALOGS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE YOUR LEGS. YOU CAN WEAR SWEATS AND T -SHIRTS ALL DAY LONG. YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAUSE YOUR NETFLIX MARATHON TO GO OUT. YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE PIZZA AND NOT HAVE TO SHARE. YOU CAN BE MISERABLE AND NOBODY WILL ASK WHY. NO STANDING IN A LONG LINE AT WAL-MART TO GET THAT LAST HOLIDAY BAG OF HERSHEY'S KISSES. BENEFITS OF NOT HAVING A VALENTINE.