have a wonderful valentine's day from well, you can guess who

THIS IS OUR VALENTINE'S GIFT TO EACH OTHER. ITS THE GREATEST GIFT WE COULD GIVE EACH OTHER. IF YOU WANTED TO GIVE YOUR LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE SOME LOVE BACK IN MAY 14; AND NO, YOU MAY NOT STEAL IT FOR YOURSELVES; FOR IF YOU DID, A TRILLION MILLENIA OF DOOM WILL BE ON YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES