SPOCK'S LOG: STAR DATE 14829; LOCATION: AN UNAMED PLANET WITH SUB-INTELLIGENT FELINE LIFEFORMS. NO OFFENSE, BUT I FIND YOU EXTREMELY STUPID. I WOULD CALL YOU STUPID, BUT THAT WOULD BE AN INSULT TO STUPID PEOPLE. LEGOLAS CALLED. HE WANTS HIS EARS BACK. ACTUALLY, CAPTAIN KIRK JUST CALLED. I NEED TO RETURN TO MY SPACESHIP NOW. AH, PEACE AND QUIET... WAIT, IS THAT THE ALIENS GUY?
