HAIRCUT - $250, DOORMAN'S TIP - $50, LIMO SERVICE - $100, CATERED BREAKFAST - $200; SPENDING $600 ON MISCELLANEOUS MORNING EXPENSES WHILE FOX NEWS CONS THE SCHMUCKS INTO BELIEVING THAT THEY'RE PATRIOTIC FOR BAILING YOU OUT AND SHELTERING YOU FROM TAXES - PRICELESS.
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