OH BOY PRESIDENT OBAMA BOASTING ABOUT THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE DROPPING TO 4.9 PERCENT LAST MONTH MIGHT BE VERY PROMISING NEWS FOR MY JOB SEARCH TODAY; BUT WITH A GOVERNMENT JOBS REPORT TODAY SHOWING THE NUMBER OF NATIVE-BORN AMERICANS WITH A JOB DECLINED BY MORE THAN HALF A MILLION LAST MONTH I'LL PROBABLY JUST SPEND THE DAY WATCHING PORN INSTEAD