It's True All of It Han Solo

SO YOU HAVE HEARD THE STORIES? YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW TRIED TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE, YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW MADE OUT WITH YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR WIFE WORE A GOLD BIKINI FOR A GIANT SLUG WHILE YOU WERE WALL DECORATION IN HIS PALACE? AND TO THINK; YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT WHILE WATCHING SPRINGER.