I TURN POLAR BEARS WHITE
AND I WILL MAKE YOU CRY.
I MAKE GUYS HAVE TO PEE
AND GIRLS COMB THEIR HAIR. I MAKE CELEBRITIES LOOK STUPID
AND NORMAL PEOPLE LOOK LIKE CELEBRITIES.
I TURN PANCAKES BROWN
AND MAKE YOUR CHAMPAGNE BUBBLE.
IF YOU SQUEEZE ME, I'LL POP.
IF YOU LOOK AT ME, YOU'LL POP. CAN YOU GUESS THE RIDDLE?