Scumbag Hillary Clinton

As a male feminist, I prefer Bernie's policies, but am voting Hillary because she is a woman - and attractive too!

her platform: I've got breasts, vote for me

everybody is talking about hippocracy (I wont vote for a hippo) but I dont understand how there is so much inequality. I am voting for bernie because this is greater or less than his top concern and he can be sassy like on sesame street or cranky like in curb