Be Like Bill

THIS IS BEN; BEN DOESN'T HAVE OR WANT CHILDREN; BEN KNOWS PARENTING SUCKS; BEN KNOWS PREGNANCY SUCKS; BEN KNOWS CRYING INFANTS SUCK; BEN KNOWS LATE NIGHT FEEDINGS SUCK; BEN KNOWS CHANGING DIAPERS SUCKS; BEN KNOWS THAT TRYING TO TEACH MANNERS TO A TODDLER SUCKS; BEN KNOWS SCRAPING STRAINED FOOD OFF THE WALLS AND CEILING SUCKS; BEN KNOWS THAT IF ANYTHING SHOULD GO WRONG AND THE EXTREMELY FRAGILE HUMAN LARVA SHOULD DIE, THEN BEN WOULD GO TO JAIL... BEN KNOWS THIS WOULD SUCK; THIS IS BEN, BE LIKE BEN, DON'T REPRODUCE