Be Like Bill

THIS IS AARON. AARON IS CONSTANTLY WRACKED BY THE PAINFUL REALIZATION THAT HIS CULTURE VALUES PROFITS MORE THAN LIFE AND THAT HIS COUNTRY IS STILL ACTIVELY WORKING TO PROFANE EVERYTHING THAT INDIGENOUS CULTURES REVERED. AARON WILL NEVER KNOW DIVINE LOVE OR ACHIEVE HIS HIGHEST GOOD WITHOUT HAVING THE FREEDOM TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AT LENGTH, BUT HE FEARS THAT HIS COMPLICITY IN THIS EVIL OLIGARCHY HAS ALREADY CORRUPTED HIS SPIRIT TO SUCH A DEGREE THAT TRUE CONNECTION WITH THE DIVINE SOURCE OF ALL LIFE MAY NO LONGER BE POSSIBLE FOR HIM. AARON DISTRACTS HIMSELF FROM THIS PAIN WITH SILLY LITTLE INTERNET MEMES LIKE THIS ONE, EVEN THOUGH HE KNOWS IT IS MOTHER CULTURE TRYING TO LULL HIM TO SLEEP WHILE THE CORPORATE GOONS POSITION THEMSELVES TO STEAL ELECTIONS AND CONTINUE EXPANDING THEIR OPPRESSIVE EMPIRE. AARON DOES NOT WANT TO RUIN YOUR DAY WITH THIS ALARMING KNOWLEDGE, SO HE PUTS ON A THIN-LIPPED SMILE AND HOPES THIS ALL PASSES MUSTER FOR A JOKE. BE LIKE AARON.