WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? 'CUZ, GOSH DARN IT, HE'S A MAVERICK! WHY? WHAT DIFFERENCE, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MAKE?? AH DID NOT CROSS THE ROAD WITH THAT CHICKEN! I VOTED FOR IT, BUT AM NOW AGAINST IT. IT WAS THE WRONG ROAD TO CROSS, AND I WAS MISLED ABOUT ITS INTENTIONS. BECAUSE HE'S GUILTY! YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES AND HOW HE WALKS! BACK IN MY DAY, WE DIDN'T ASK WHY. SOMEONE SAID HE DID, AND THAT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. I JUST WANTED TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. SHEESH!
