Mulder what's going on? I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and I'm OLD! Scully the papers had the date as January 20, 2016 ... we've obviously skipped 14 years into the future; Mulder as a scientist I know that the laws of physics dictate that time travel simply is not possible! I need facts not wild theories! After all we've been through you're telling me you don't believe time travel is possible! If you're right, and I'm not saying I agree with you, how could we possibly skip forward 14 years into the future? It's obviously a government conspiracy. They have sent us 14 years into the future to prevent US from preventing THEM from implement an alien/human/zombie hybrid program that was set to begin in 2004! We have to find a way back to 2002!
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