No, sorry, Santa accidentally killed the real Kool-Aid man about 20 years ago when he accidentally ran him over with his sleigh. It was a bad night for Santa. He may have had too much eggnog, because he also took out grandma.
MY MOTTO IS "A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED"; OH YEAH? MY MOTTO IS "KEEP CALM AND DRINK THE KOOL-AID!"; KOOL-AID?? SORRY, WE DON'T COVER "ACTS OF BAD LUCK BRIAN"