Short comment? Why would I want to do a short comment? Everyone else is going to do a short comment, so this is the perfect time to do a long comment, whether I need to or not. It's all a matter of standing out from the crowd. OK, well, not really, it's just because I'm trolling just a little bit and waiting for the tl;dr comments, which will never come because no one's going to even bother to look at this because it's obviously too long without having any redeeming value...
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