BRACE YOURSELVES, A POLITICAL CHANGE IS COMING; YOU'RE RIGHT, I'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN; NO YOU WON'T. YOU AREN'T EVEN A REAL CONSERVATIVE. YOU SUPPORT GUN RESTRICTIONS AND ABORTION AND GAY MARRIAGE; YES I AM! YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME, BECAUSE I SHOUT LOUDER THAN YOU! YOU AREN'T EVEN A NATURAL BORN CITIZEN! YES I AM! AND I KNOW THE CONSTITUTION BETTER THAN YOU DO! HEY, I'M VOTING FOR OBAMA AGAIN, BECAUSE HE'S BLACK LIKE ME; I'LL AGREE WITH THAT 'CAUSE I'M A LIBERAL TARD WHO FLOATS WITH WHATEVER IS PROGRESSIVE AND POPULAR; YOU BOTH ARE NUT-JOBS; THAT'S ONE THING I CAN AGREE ON; DON'T YOU PEOPLE WANT ANOTHER BUSH IN OFFICE? I THINK ANOTHER CLINTON WOULD BE MUCH BETTER; I'LL AGREE TO THAT. IT'LL GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE TO GROPE THE LADIES; DEAR GOD, WE'RE ALL @#&$!& UP
