SO BRITAIN WANTS TO BAN ME? SO WHAT? NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO BRITAIN ANYWAY, THE FOOD'S TERRIBLE, NO ONE SMILES OVER THERE, NO ONES HAPPY. THE SUN DOESN'T EVEN LIKE GOING TO BRITAIN, OK? LOOK, HERE'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO OK? IT'S GOING TO BE YUUUGE. IT'LL BE VERY SUCCESSFUL OK. I'M GOING TO GO OVER TO SCOTLAND, BECAUSE BRITAIN JUST BANNED SCOTLAND FROM VOTING IN THEIR OWN PARLIAMENT OK, AND BUILD ANOTHER GOLF COURSE. I BUILD THE BEST GOLF COURSES IN THE WORLD BY THE WAY, ASK ANYBODY, AND ALL THE HEADS OF STATE WILL GET TO PLAY THERE EXCEPT THE BRITISH OK? I'LL BAN THEM. IT'LL BE A BIG SUCCESS LET ME TELL YOU.
