Bad Luck Brian

That has to be the best way to use this template

Shut up.

It still works seeing Brian is such a looser.

Oh absolutely. I was just throwing some respect to the source of the joke.

It's a reference to "Goldfinger"

Nice :)

Lol! Even his parents have bad luck

Could Steve have a white kid?

'Brassica' to 'Cucumis'?
Epic mutation!

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Those are some nice parents. Mine usually ask me to stick a fork in the toaster.
*Note this is a joke for those who take it seriously

Lol

Um, you need a lasing medium dipped in radioactive coating, two mirrors (one passing out some light) and some coolant with a coiling light source.

The on switch
One*