THE BACHELOR FAIRY TALE; ONCE UPON A TIME A GUY ASKED HIS GIRL TO MARRY HIM AND SHE SAID NO. SO HE SPENT HIS MONEY HOWEVER HE WANTED, BOUGHT GUNS AND RODE MOTORCYCLES, LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. THE END. WAIT, THAT AIN'T NO FAIRY TALE!