Hey Kid, there is a turd behind the sofa; So? Ain't got nothing to do with ME; Kid, I need you to take the heat on this one; WHAT! No way Buddy that's all on YOU! Kid, this is my third strike ... they'll put me outside permanently this time; And how exactly is that MY problem? Please Kid, I won't make it outside full time; If I agree to do this thing for YOU what's in it for ME? They keep a towel on the fridge handle, I can get in there anytime and keep you supplied in pudding; Well, OK but you better come through with the pudding! Now help me get this diaper off; Thanks a lot kid, and trust me ... they will never know the difference
