WINS THE LOTTERY; STRUCK BY LIGHTNING, TWICE. TICKET FLYS AWAY WHILE HE'S UNCONSCIOUS. WINNING LOTTERY TICKET LANDS ON HIS FRONT DOOR. COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE OWNER THROUGH ALL THE PEOPLE CLAIMING IT'S THEIRS. SO HE DECIDED TO SPLIT IT UP AND GIVE EVERYONE $4.33 EACH; NEVER RECEIVED HIS $4.33
