Countess Violet from Downton Abbey

Conservatives assume things of liberals that are not always true which means, that in this case we actually do hold the moral high ground because we aren't making unfounded assumptions of others. (Although we do tend to make fun of conservatives a bit, sorry.)

Well, it depends on the person. I have never met a Liberal who was a Decent Human Being in real life, and I've never met a Conservative who wasn't an over opinionated loudmouth on the Internet.

I assure you, we do exist. :-) (We are all just operating our secret Decent Liberal scheme from New Jersey.)

Platypi also have venom, so disagreeing with them in real life is a bad idea.