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And it's out of there | YESTERDAY I SWALLOWED TWO PIECES OF STRING REALLY? HOW DID THAT WORK OUT? THIS MORNING THEY CAME OUT TIED TOGETHER NO WAY! I SHIT YOU KNOT | image tagged in dad joke dog 2 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Ralph Kramden | STRAIGHT TO THE FRONT PAGE | image tagged in ralph kramden | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I thought that kind of language was a straight no-no on this site. I shall have to rethink my own material as a consequence. :)
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This reminded me of an old joke: A bird swallows a worm whole and the worm wiggles it's way out the bird's ass. The worm sees that the bird is flying very high and asks the bird how high they are. The bird replies "quite high, maybe 1000 to 1500 ft". The worm asks, "you wouldn't shit me, would you?"
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First meme that has made me laugh out loud
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That's what I'm talkin about
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An oldie but a goodie, well done.
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Yeah. Repost = badddd. Recycled humor from before the Internet was even a gleam in anyone's eye = front page.
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Wow, did not expect this one to do that well
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Hey raydog.
How's it going?
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[img]https://i.imgflip.com/x691d.jpg
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It's funny to feed the dog sliced bolona rind packaging. And then see it again a few days later just hanging out.
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yeah and they try to pull it out by dragging their butt on the floor
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