OCD is much more serious than stuff like this

Reminds me of an episode of MASH

OCD stands for obsessive-compulsive disorder. It means you're physically restraining yourself from punching yourself in the face or falling down a flight of stairs to see what it feels like. I should know; one of my relatives used to have it. YOU DO NOT HAVE OCD

I spend ten minutes arranging objects on the dresser to make sure they're all lined up just right. I have OCD.