Tsk, tsk, tsk, what a terrible song! It should be banned in the name of the First Amendment!

Bonus...y'all got me over 100k on this tread... It's a Christmas miracle

One question, I know this is satirical. How does it promote Christianity.

Go see my little friend SLJ!

Black Christmas matters?

LOL

how?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?1/?!!?!?!?!!?!?

Wut... could you explain any one of these?

Liberals don't like Christianity. The song is all about the stuff that "my true love gave to me", hence the subjugation of women. Half of the gifts are people. How do you give a person as a gift with out it being slavery, I mean honestly? The other half of the gifts are animals, hence "cruelty to animals" because all animals should be free.

Bro,.. I wanna pour you a 6 finger scotch just for your patience! But I gotta tell you,.. your below picard facepalm meme made me f#kkn laugh out loud! Ive seen a few funny memes,.. but that comment exchange is the funniest shit ive read in weeks! Ha ha ha! Maybe months! LMFAO!

I'll drink to that!

It's priceless... still funny sh#t this morning!

What does this song have to do with Christianity?

I remember that movie! Lol