True story (not as good as your meme, though)...my Marines and I were on an exercise at an Air Force base. They loaned us a bus (about the size of the one in the meme, coincidentally). It was one of my Marine's bachelor party, so we loaded up the big blue Air Force bus and drove it to the nearest strip club! I was worried that we'd get caught, but I didn't give a shit because I was the senior guy and would have taken the fall. I had already put in for retirement and figured that if we did get caught they wouldn't do anything to me.