Melchett:
David Cameron has formulated a brilliant new tactical plan to ensure final victory in the field.
Blackadder:
Ah. Would this brilliant plan involve us bombing the shit out of Syria?
Captain Darling:
How could you possibly know that, Blackadder? It's classified information!
Blackadder:
It's the same plan that we used last time and the seventeen times before that.
Melchett:
Exactly! And that is what is so brilliant about it! It will catch the watchful ISIS totally off guard! Doing precisely what we've done eighteen times before is exactly the last thing they'll expect us to do this time! There is, however, one small problem.
Blackadder:
That innocent people get killed & displaced, which is exactly what ISIS wants!?
Melchett:
That's right. And David Cameron is worried this may be depressing the country a tad. So he's looking for a way to cheer people up.
Blackadder:
Well, his resignation seems the obvious choice.
Melchett:
Hmm, interesting thought. Make a note of it, Darling.
