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Not to mention Skywalker's name was originally Starkiller. Lucas must have really hated astronomy class as a student...

Not to mention Skywalker's name was originally Starkiller. Lucas must have really hated astronomy class as a student... | THE EMPIRE NAMES ITS CAPITAL SHIPS "STAR DESTROYERS" AND THEY CAN ONLY PERFORM ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT OF A PLANET AND ITS SUPER WEAPON IS A "DE | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor,disney killed star wars,star wars kills disney,nomenclature | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
5,793 views 10 upvotes Made by tetsuoswrath 9 years ago in fun
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That'll rattle star wars fans!! Give the WTF stare and think!
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I never thought about it until a few hours ago. It just popped in there. They call the capital ships Star Destroyers, but all they can really do is "glass" a planet. And by glass I mean use laser cannons to decimate the surface. And in Halo they called it glassing a planet. Which sounds more menacing to me. lol And supposedly crashing a Star Destroyer into a planet just right will destroy the planet. That's from the novels and I'm sure a reason why the Force Awakens has a crashed SD in a Tatooine clone desert. lol In the Jedi Academy Trilogy, Admiral Dalaa, I think the only female Admiral in the Empire(Emperor is racist and sexist), attempts to destroy a planet like that. It probably wouldn't work in RL, but it's an interesting "pirate" thing to do. Ram 'em! lol

And the Death Star is a planet killing machine. I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a beam that's strong enough to overcome a star. The DS beam is really drilling a planet and popping it, and releasing its inner marshmallow. lol You can see I know the science well. lol

But still, the only "super weapon"(I'm sure that title's a reference to wunderwaffe) that killed a star was the Sun Crusher. The Eclipse Super Star Destroyer has a super laser, but I think it only kills planets. There could be others. I haven't read but 40% of the old EU. And only a few of the newer stuff BDBI(before Disney bought it).

I wonder what Disney has called the "super weapon" in TFA? The Annihilator! lol Or something else as basic. :)
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I read somewhere that the super-weapon in TFA is supposed to be called "Starkiller Base." :)
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Now that you say that I remember it. lol Which is a lame name since that was the prototype name for the Skywalkers and it was the name given to Vader's secret Apprentice in TFU. Starkiller Base is a lame name and a lame attempt at capturing the awesomeness of the Death Star from the OT for added nostalgia-vision. :l.
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