Yikes on both!
1, I'm not going to see it in the theaters. They only need to sell 2 million tickets to make their money back and with all the hype/brainwashing they've genned up for it, they'll make more than that. I'd suggest everyone should do that too. There's always a theater in town that plays movies a month after they're released and it's always cheaper. Plus, the big screen isn't as meaningful now that we have projectors and big screens at home. Plus, the food is over priced and not good for you at all(I used to work at a theater) And plus, you're going to have a bunch of kids there no matter what time you see the film at.
2. The bulletproof vest was both funny and not funny. I don't know how it will be received as Imgflip is fickle, but hey, there your memes dude. :{