I work retail and here's my Black Friday tale. The store GM said "I'm ordering pizza for lunch, don't clock out for your lunch, just go back, eat some pizza, and get back on the floor." I was actually OK with that. My newly promoted know nothing wet behind the ears princess of a lead says "Well, my dogs can't be home alone that long without me" so she takes a 45 minute lunch at the busiest time of the day. Meanwhile, the generous pizza providing manager doesn't order the pizza until the last hour of my 10 hour shift!
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