LMFAO!!! That's a great joke dude. And yeah, people like this have problems. Major problems. They obviously hate themselves so much as to attempt looking that different. It's sad. Like if that was just movie makeup and she was cosplaying or acting, it wouldn't be so bad. But man, did she go overboard. lol If I wasn't worried about disease or damage to my junk, I might attempt a mount. lol :)