I've not yet figured this one out

At first your feet are like "Holy sh** it's like 90 degress in here!!" So they start sweating, but then sitting in your mom's basement on imgflip makes your feet say "Holy f*** when did it become sub-zero in here?" So your pores close and slowly comes back to normal. Comical sience.

First your feet get sweaty making your socks wet. Then wet feet lead to cold feet because it draws the heat away from the blood circulating in them.