It's like they all say, you just can't figure this place out...am I right?

You are a good detective ;) yeah it's me... but maybe we can keep it a secret between us for a while, I like it when people are wondering. That "alt" will keep a low profile, will show up every now and then to post or comment - likely with images with a phosporous glow as a running gag. I have too many alts now and I even spend less time on imgflip than before. There won't be a "showdown" as someone suggested. I will probably avoid using that alt account to comment on your memes or comments, I don't want people to think it is some kind of rivalry going on here.