laughing nurse

I remember that. Every hour or so they come in to check vitals and wakes you up each time...

A new (as in it's opening tomorrow) hospital in town has a patient monitoring system that reads your vitals constantly and updates the nurse's desktop monitors and the nurse's smartphones. They never have to wake anyone up again.

Damn, where was that shit when I had my kids....

sometimes nurses justify their jobs in the most annoying fashion