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Philosoraptor Meme | IF I EMAILED THE US CONSTITUTION TO YOU FROM THE MIDDLE EAST DO YOU THINK THE NSA WOULD READ IT? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THE NSA? THAT BUNCH OF AMATEURS? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Sparta Leonidas Meme | We don't read the Constitution... We're the N S A!!! | image tagged in memes,sparta leonidas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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unfortunately that's how the NSA seems to operate
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that's how "patriots" operate... give up their own rights just because of their bigoted fears.
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5 ups, 1 reply
The NSA reads everything....
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3 ups, 1 reply
I don't see how they'd have the time.
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5 ups, 1 reply
Not all those people, their computers and shit. You ever saw the movie Enemy of the State? It got mentioned in it that when you say the words "bomb", "president" or "allah" over a phone conversation a bell rings by them to let them know sonething's not right.
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I doubt that actually happens, but OK.
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You never know. I once made this joke with my friend that when I go to america I'll buy a cheap phone, prank call the mcdonalds or something and then say like "allah! allah! allah!" and afterwards I just dump the phone somewhere. XDXDXD
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Are you retarded? The nsa reads everything that involves a word that is a threat to the U.S. Or could involve a terriost
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My best friend's son spoke over the phone with a buddy who suggested making a threat right after the 2012 election. He was a 13 year old kid who was mad about the outcome. This happened via cell phone and 2 hours later the Secret Service knocked on their door. They "cleared" him but the next month he and his family were traveling to Europe for Christmas and they were pulled out of ever single airport security line for additional questioning and searching of their belongings. All their bags were gone through going and coming back.
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Interesting. Frustrating for the parents to be inconvenienced like that because of a teenager's foolish words.
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Apparently, you can buy this sheet of metal the size of a playing card with the Bill of Rights engraved on it. So when you go through airport security and it sets off the alarm, you can hand it to them and say, "Here, take my rights."
No joke.
I don't know who came up with that, but they are a genius,
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That's classic! I'll have to find one of those ...
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haha good one. :)
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