How to fix california: 1. Take your garden hose and turn it on full blast. 2. leave hose on for 48 hours. 3. Take a knife and cut a 10mm hole in your car's tires (this will create winds so that you can bring the ocean back to Toronto and the rest of Canada). 4. (optional) Take children, important documents, prized possesions, and phone with charger and lock them in room filled with drums of gasoline and oil (The gas and oil will make sure that they attract old) and be sure to put a lit match in side the room. 6. Take a fork and jam it into and electrical outlet while holding a battery (This will allow you to charge the battery). There you go, enjoy saving California.
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