game over

We didn't even get to the End of the Game when I was a Kid. Closest we ever got before someone destroying the game is 3/4 of the way through.

And yet, we have 10 Different Versions that we never play anymore.

Throw in a few hurt feelings and angry phone calls because they got little green houses in there skin because someone went all crazy ape shit on the game after i stole all their money

I've never played a game of Monopoly that's ended with the players mad at each other.