Sergeant Hartmann

*pansy-assed
*I'll
*mamby-pambied

Well thank you for correcting me. I was so worried that the message may be lost on my gramatical errors. Now I can sleep tonight knowing that you're there to make sure shit gets done properly. I will now name my next 3 children after you. Boy or girl. Be proud of yourself, you are a real service to the community and deserving of accolades reserved for only the rarest of gems. Please feel free to peruse and correct me at your hearts desired for I am just an empty vessel awaiting your approval.

*Well, thank you for correcting me.
*I will now name my next three children after you, boy or girl.

Ok. I was kidding. We're playing in meme world, not writing friggin Tolstoy here. If you wanna be my friend, be cool. You wanna correct me, move on. I finished school along time ago and I didn't like it then, I don't like it now. So I'll upvote your comments and we will call it a draw. Cool? Cool.

Sorry; I knew you were kidding, I was just being an asshole 'cause I thought it was funny. I won't correct you anymore.
*a long
*friggin'
Just kidding, just kidding!

No worries. I got a little carried away there. You got the brunt of my frustration with grammar nazis.

That's good. By the way, you just taught me a new word, "brunt." Thanks.

They are,.... then they drink,... and are loudly polite!!!

That was me being polite,.....I didn't pull a gun. See. Nice guy. Ha ha. I dont have a gun, but I got a hair trigger middle finger.

Don't hold back Sarge. Tell us what you really think.

Not exactly Sesame Street stuff,... but funny as hell!!!!

Yeah. It took me awhile to figure this site out. Didnt get alot of help till waaaay later. I memed how I fealt. I hate Winnipeg drivers.

We all made BIG mistakes with early memes,...! I look back now,... frigging embarassing!

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.