Picard Wtf

I rev my bike next to such offenders, grin as they freak and drop the phone then honk loudly at me as I ride off grinning...

My mom had a friend tell her once of some story she heard (it was a real story, not kidding). This person got pulled over by a cop for speeding, and when he saw she had a phone in her hand, he asked her if she had been texting. She replied, "No officer, I wasn't texting. I was on Facebook."