I found an orphan bear cub

And your wife is about to become a widowed human.

I bet he beat that bear to a pulp just moments after this picture was taken.

Don't worry, he has an army t shirt. He'll be alright.

If it were an Air Force shirt, he'd call in an airstrike.
Marines shirt -> kick its crotch. If it's a female, then kick its butt.
Navy shirt -> jump in the lake and swim away? :P

Would that make you a fact nazi?

You could've worded it better...

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When you wish upon the Death Star...

The large bear has a shadow that's inconsistent with the rest of the picture.