Listen here you ignorant little FVCK. You have no life experience to base this on. I do. Go FVCK yourself. I get pussy without having to play the Bill Cosby role. See how much you get laid in the real world with that nice guy BS. Step out from behind your keyboard and see if your 8=======D will even get hard if you aren't watching porn and wanking with jergens you pathetic little twerp. The last girl I banged in the office is 10x hotter than any piece of ass you will ever put your virgin fan boy hands on. FVCK.
Well that was mature. I certainly don't envy you whatsoever. Enjoy your life while your young, as I have a feeling that when we're both old, I won't be missing the old days nearly so much as you will be.