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Dont You Squidward Meme | LOOKS LIKE THEY WANT DAT 8=========D | image tagged in memes,dont you squidward | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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He'd be a disgrace if he were, you sicko.
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It takes more of a man to say no in an inappropriate situation.
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I'm with you, bro. A real man isn't a guy who **pes women.
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Just wondering, who said anything about **pe? He said "banging". Banging doesn't mean **pe. Or did I miss something?
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True. I suppose that was an unfair inference. If rombomb says he wasn't talking about that, I will apologize.
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I figured there was some kind of misunderstanding.
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But the guy really flew off the handle. He used three Latin curses in his reply, if you get my meaning.
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After a quick tally of four letter words spelled with a V, I do get your meaning. ;)
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I agree. The only reason women exist is to make food.
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Listen here you ignorant little FVCK. You have no life experience to base this on. I do. Go FVCK yourself. I get pussy without having to play the Bill Cosby role. See how much you get laid in the real world with that nice guy BS. Step out from behind your keyboard and see if your 8=======D will even get hard if you aren't watching porn and wanking with jergens you pathetic little twerp. The last girl I banged in the office is 10x hotter than any piece of ass you will ever put your virgin fan boy hands on. FVCK.
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Well that was mature. I certainly don't envy you whatsoever. Enjoy your life while your young, as I have a feeling that when we're both old, I won't be missing the old days nearly so much as you will be.
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That's what you think. I'm 37 still nailing 21 year olds.
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Are you still gonna be "nailing 21 year olds" when you're 60? How about when you're 80, assuming you live that long?
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I guess it all depends. Undergarments.
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